This doesn't remotely count, but UGGHHH

Ok, so this one was not a date or anyone I was interested in, but more of a "hey, havent seen ya in a while, lets grab a drink..." but it deserved a mention because of its sheer heinousness. Boy was that a mistake !! So it turns out first off he's so deaf I literally have to speak at almost a yell for him to hear me. We grab a drink at the bar and then sit down to eat... the motherfucker sat on the same side of the table as me !!! THAT IS A NO-NO !! I don't care if its my friend, my mother, my husband.. if theres only two of us, you sit across. Ugh. I stop caring what he said or did from there and my mind checked out. :(