mr. mmm

another ideal date with mr. m last night. dinner, dancing, fun conversation, lots of laughs. the only problem is this. we have now made it past the third date. and last night was the first night we held hands. i like a boy that's polite, but please don't be so polite that you won't take me home at the end of the night and make out with me on the couch. pretty please. hoping for second base by the end of the week.

the sexy librarian...kinda

i met a boy. we are reading the same book. or we would be reading the same book if it were in any of the bookstores and i didn't have to order it and wait impatiently for my infinite summer to begin.

so last night we had our first date. we talked about books and movies and music. but rather than a conversation, it felt more like i was interviewing him for an article i'm writing on men who can talk to girls, but just need someone else to lead the conversation. i guess this is what i get for being into boys who are into books.

Boy Bartender

I’m recently back in the game after an 11 week self enforced hiatus from flirting/hooking up of any sort with guys. First night out was a success. Exchanged numbers with 1 boy I hope to be writing about in the next few weeks – but as of now he doesn’t count. Who does count is the Boston born and raised bartender - yeah he's got that boston accent and attitude to boot. Don’t know his actual age, but am sure he fits in to the boy category. In my typical fashion there was nothing subtle about the way I picked up this 6ft4in skinny white boy and got a ride home. And a ride in bed. This is a bartender I’ve flirted mildly with before but never had the opportunity to actually put anything into action. I am expecting that I’ll see him a couple more times before things fizzle out. Sex was good, but I had to laugh and tell him to shut up when he said he was going to ‘tear through’ the normal size condoms. Yeah he might be in proportion (he is Very Tall) but come on. Overall a very fun evening.

MR MANNERS
another perfect date with mr m. it's great when a guy knows how to treat a girl.

mr. right now

the best thing about dating multiple men, or should i say one of the best things, is that while one boy might be saying and doing all the WRONG things, there is always at least one boy who is saying and doing all the RIGHT things. if you are only dating one boy, you might be tempted to excuse his inappropriate behavior. but when you have a fine selection of boys to choose from, there is no need to settle.

let this be a lesson for you boys. always be a gentleman and always treat the girl you are dating at least as well as you treat your friends. if not, some other boy will. and that boy, might just be smarter, funnier and better looking.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

So this boy is only 5'4". Whenever I see him I just want to put him in my pocket. He likes to suck my top lip a little hard, making my lip the size of a balloon but he is learning. I guess there are some you still have to teach....good thing he's always been a good student. I give 2 thumbs up to Mr. Doctor.

stranger danger

it feels weird adding an actual date to the list. since most of the time i'm just making out with 23 year olds. movie, dinner and a walk through the park. ending in a respectful end of the night peck. it's almost like i'm a grown up or something.

nonetheless, i will probably have nightmares thanks to these sculptures of giant disembodied baby heads.

sometimes repeat business is well deserved.

This doesn't remotely count, but UGGHHH

Ok, so this one was not a date or anyone I was interested in, but more of a "hey, havent seen ya in a while, lets grab a drink..." but it deserved a mention because of its sheer heinousness. Boy was that a mistake !! So it turns out first off he's so deaf I literally have to speak at almost a yell for him to hear me. We grab a drink at the bar and then sit down to eat... the motherfucker sat on the same side of the table as me !!! THAT IS A NO-NO !! I don't care if its my friend, my mother, my husband.. if theres only two of us, you sit across. Ugh. I stop caring what he said or did from there and my mind checked out. :(

repeat offender A

a repeat offender took me out to see a movie. the movie sucked. he, however, does not. which is why i like to make out with him all the time. two thumbs up.

irish fob

i dunno what it is about the irish, but they all seem to have a great sense of humor. and this one was very good at kissing. even if he did taste like ciggys. but he is only 23. you don't think about trying to quit until you start feeling old. and this one looked 17, so there is no way he's feeling old just yet. and no, of course i didn't go home with him. he's 23 and irish!

cold tea

this was one of those nights where no one was really my type, but i decided to have a few drinks and go for the closest thing to it. he was tall and had that swimmer's body that melts my butter. but he was about as interesting as the side of a cereal box. the only thing worse than him trying to make conversation, was him trying to make out with me. very unfortunate. he goes on the list. but he goes under the "ew! learn how to kiss!" column.

simon says, 1/2 point

this is the boy licking on my neck when i ended up changing dance partners and started making out with cold tea. big mistake! i'd be willing to put money on him being a better kisser than cold tea. i kissed a dog 4th of july that was a better kisser than cold tea.

the little latin

kissed the work facilities guy who is exactly my height ... he had a tongue ring, i wanted to see what it was like.. sadly didnt get to. its ok because the kiss kinda sucked and i wasnt into it. guess good things dont come in small packages ;)

Latin SexPot

aaahh the latin sex pot... still talking to this one. but we went to an event together (my friends 80s prom themed night) and ended up making out for about 2 hours in my car. those latin boys really know how to kiss ! he kept trying to come home with me ... i still talk to this one, even though he can be an ass :)