12 DAYS OF XMAS
i realised i have managed to make out with 4 boys during the 12 days of xmas and i've still got 4 nites left! and i dont even have a list to work on!

going out of business sale

so there has been a lot of repeat business going on lately, which has lead to a v. v. dull blog. but it's gotten to the point where one realises, hmm perhaps this franchise does not fully appreciate my business and doesn't value me as a repeat customer.

i feel like it's not enough to just stop shopping there, but to burn the place to the ground. what's that you say? you haven't paid up your insurance? my insincere apologies. take your, "our chemistry is too strong for me to know if i'm attracted to the woman inside" and peddle it elsewhere. eff-tard.

does it count?

I may have added one to the list for October 8. If it happened in the wee hours of Nov 1st does it still count?! I think the first make out was just after midnight. This is a new record for me...he was only 22. My one treat from halloween night and he wins the softest lips award.

FLASHBACKS
repeat business is not allowed on the oct 8 list. but who cares if it doesn't count, when it curls yr toes.

5-we've made it over the half way mark

big teeth, big arms you are my kryptonite. how can i resist a boy with both? and when i say boy, i mean 23 year old. because you know (or you should by now) 23 year olds are my favorite flavor. especially with giant teeth and guns on top. quick! someone bring me the whipped cream!

good sportsmanship

when playing sports, it's important to be kind to the other team. even if they skunk you. perhaps invite them to drink after the match. and then maybe some dancing. and then maybe some dancefloor makeouts. and then add them to your list. and as you leave them standing on the corner in the rain, shout joyfully from the cab, "See you next week boys!"

oh and ps i'd like to add these are 3 and 4. 2 happened in vegas. and. you know...

ooh lala

let's start off with frenchie. frenchie, well, is french. obviously. there have been some rendezvous. and there may be more. although i'm leaning toward no, because i like easy prey. if you are making things too difficult, i'll move on to some one easier to tackle...which brings us up to last night and the next entry.